Mellow Monkey Man Prayer Candle - Benefit Fundraiser For Stratford Library Association

What people are saying about this candle:

"I thought the Mellow Monkey Man ornament from last year with the owner wearing a kimono was nuts. This candle might be even nuttier." -JK

"Why?  Seriously, WHY?" -BS

"My mom can't shut up about this store.  I think I'm getting this for her birthday. LOL" -JW

• Mellow Monkey Man is at it again with another odd merchandise fund raiser, this time for the Stratford Library Association in Stratford, Connecticut.
• You've seen "Secular Saint" candles of celebrities and public figures.
• Well this candle has the image of Mellow Monkey man, who is neither a celebrity or a public figure. 
• This standard size prayer candle is unscented and in a glass vessel with the image of you know who, seemingly trying to pass himself off as a saint.
• Buy this and you'll have loved ones wondering about your psychological state
• Makes a great gift for a significant other who is chronically addicted to shopping at the store.
• Add to your already useless collection of Mellow Monkey Man merch and ceremoniously light it every night 
• Best of all, Mellow Monkey will donate $10 to the Stratford Library Association for each candle sold (pretty much the ONLY reason to even consider buying this.)
• Sorry, this item not eligible for any discounts... it's a benefit item for heaven's sake!